Lindsey Chismark

What name(s) do you answer to? Lindsey
When did you join 2WN? Fall Season 1 (Sept 2007)
What part(s) do you play in the group? Alto, Arranger, Board Member, Managing Director
What’s your favorite 2WN song? Long Train Running or Mr. Roboto
What do you do for a living? I am a Business Analyst – I assist in the implementations of professional staffing solutions for Fortune 500 companies (it sounds more exciting than it is).
Tell us about your family, and who you live with… I live with my husband and co-conspirator Brent, two kids Noah and Lily and cat Piper.
What’s your favorite midnight snack? Double-stuffed Oreos and a tall glass of 2% milk.
Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs? Why do you ask questions you don’t actually want to know the answers to?
What did you call your grandparents?
  • Dad’s Parents: Maw Maw & Paw Paw
  • Mom’s Mom: Mimi
  • Mom’s Mom’s 2nd Husband: Paw Paw Ed
  • Mom’s Mom’s 3rd Husband: Walter
  • Mom’s Dad: Papa
  • Mom’s Dad’s 2nd Wife: Kay-Kay
  • Ex-Stepdad’s Mom: Grandma Boo
  • Ex-Stepdad’s Dad: Grandpa Jim

Other grandparents whom I didn’t know well enough to have nicknames for:

  • Dad’s 2nd Wife’s Mom & Dad
  • Dad’s 3rd Wife’s Mom & Stepdad
  • Dad’s 3rd Wife’s Dad and Stepmom

Total # of Grandparents: 15

Yes, I do have a somewhat dysfunctional family. Why do you ask? :-)

What Else? I may be a Business Analyst, but my degree is in Technical Theater and I have minors in Classics and World Literature. I also have an unabashed love of Japanese literature, film and theater, but I can’t stand sushi. I do not eat invertebrates. I can sing the alphabet backwards. I am an ICHSA and ICCA judge.