| What name(s) do you answer to? |
Jon, Jonzy, Jonz0r, Jon-O, Kashi, Qualex, Hobbit, Sir, Mr. Beebe, Bolivar Shagnasty, Pale Yoda |
| When did you join 2WN? |
Fall Season 3 (Sept 2009) |
| What part(s) do you play in the group? |
Tenor, Baritone, Board Member Cynic |
| What’s your favorite 2WN song? |
Hallelujah, Insomniac |
| What do you do for a living? |
After dedicating my life (at a young age) to the enrichment of the poor, hungry, enfeebled and downtrodden, I accompanied Mother Teresa, “Rosebud” to those who knew her, on several of her missions through impoverished Calcutta. While visiting a monastery in the Himalayas, I was introduced to a group of gentle monks who mentored me until I achieved the rank of Kung Fu master. As a result, I was recruited by the U.S. Government, and completed several terror-foiling missions. After several tours, I settled in Novi, Mich. I currently moonlight as Digital Marketing Manager at Ford Motor Company, directing Web site, online advertising and CG asset development for Ford, Lincoln and Mercury vehicles. |
| Tell us about your family, and who you live with… |
I recently decided to adopt. I am the proud daddy to Emma — a 3.3 lb. tiny, yet ferocious Toy Fox Terrier (who loves to fall asleep on my lap). She’s litter box trained, too! Emma’s adoption made my stuffed dog, Moxy, quite jealous, but he seems to be coming around. |
| What was your favorite toy as a kid? |
My devil cape. I can admit it now… When I was seven, I wore spandex. Strips of velcro, sewn by my loving grandmother’s skillful hands, secured a cape to the shoulders of my skin-tight devil costume. It wasn’t unusual to visit the Beebe household and be greeted by a child sauntering about in full devil regalia. |
| What was the best vacation you ever had? |
Sunning on the pristine beaches of St. Bart’s. Beachgoers would comment that my swim briefs weren’t in the least bit offensive; I was, indeed, the exception to the no-Speedo-on-an-American fashion rule. |
| One of your stuffed animals’ names as a kid? |
As a kid? Not quite. Moxy Cooket, my current stuffed dog, has been a part of my family for approximately six years. He owns and serves as Executive Chef of his own restaurant (Mostacciolet’s), practices medicine and hypnotherapy and regularly saves the world as a super hero. He smells pretty bad. Friend him on Faceplace! |
| What Else? |
I’m balding, and that sucks. I suppose we all must (at some point) accept body inevitibilities… Just as I’ve grown to accept that I am one of the sexiest people alive. |
